Chapter 1: Setting Up a Street Stall Comes with Benefits

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It has long been said that Niu Dabaos motto is "Money is what I desire, beautiful women are also what I desire. If you ask which is more important, money comes first." "Sister, you are buying shoes, not something else. The rhinestones will fall off with a single brush, and they look ugly. You might as well choose this one with plush; it has more charm! Shoes can be less, sister, your brother will give you a discount of ten yuan!"

The beautiful woman spent half a day choosing and asked Niu Dabaos, "Brother, how do I buy these shoes?"

Just as he had set up his stall, a girl with a score of ninety appeared, squatting there picking and choosing. One must not miss the opportunity when encountering a beauty, even if she is a customer, a few glances are necessary. This is Niu Dabao's motto, but it must be added that it should not harm one's own interests as a prerequisite. Sure enough, this guy was captivated by the girl's cleavage, his gaze deeply entrapped and unable to extricate itself. When the girl looked up, he quickly shifted his gaze, silently reminding himself not to look at what is inappropriate

Niu Daba walked into the driver's cabin, turned on the switch, and the loudspeaker placed on the ground immediately broadcast a set of advertisements familiar to the entire nation: The largest leather factory in Jiangnan has gone bankrupt, Boss Huang He, Boss Huang He, you are not human. We have worked hard for you for over half a year, and Boss Huang He, indulging in food, drink, and gambling, has run away with his mistress, leaving behind a debt of 1.5 billion. We can only use leather goods to offset our wages. Various genuine leather boots, originally priced over 500 and 300, are now all only 98! Come and take a look, come and buy! Even if you don't buy, you should come and have a look! We have worked hard for you for over half a year, and Boss Huang He, indulging in food, drink, and gambling, has run away with his mistress, leaving behind a debt of 1.5 billion. We can only use leather goods to offset our wages. Various genuine leather boots, originally priced over 500 and 300, are now all only 98! Come and take a look, come and buy! Even if you don't buy, you should come and have a look!

At this point, everyone knows what this is about, right? Yes, this refers to the street vendors we often see by the roadside, who have been involved in exchanges with urban management officers, sometimes seen fighting against them or, more often, being confronted by them. They are commonly known as street vendors.

In order to mask his embarrassment, he lit a cigarette and squatted down. History has repeatedly told us that dogs cannot change their nature, and rascals cannot meet young ladies. During the process of squatting down, he glanced at something he shouldn't have seen. However, this time he was at a disadvantage. A small cat head appeared on the beauty's underwear, staring with big eyes fixed intently on Niu Daba. He thought to himself, when have I ever suffered such a loss? Thus, he engaged in a standoff with the little cat head. As a result, he discovered that printing technology has indeed progressed with the times. Just look at those cat whiskers, so three-dimensional, and even curled!

Niu Daba, male, age unknown, but this guy always complains while drinking with friends, "Brother, at this age, even a dog can be taken out to mate, yet I am still single, always covering my private parts, I might as well become a monk! You see, nowadays, girls want everything to be vibrant and colorful, but I am looking to marry a wife, not a goddess!" From these words, one can infer he is no less than 20, yet this shameless person always tells others that he is still a flower that has yet to bloom at 18!

What is Niu Dabaos greatest fear at this moment? Through the car window, one can see a group of individuals with tattered armor, holding bloodied weapons, and not just one or two, but one or two thousand surrounding his vehicle, and you would understand what he fears! It is important to note that for someone like Niu Dabaos, the biggest trouble he has ever faced is merely getting drunk with friends, confronting other drunken groups wielding beer bottles or plastic stools, and then both sides shouting: "What are you looking at!" "What about you!" "Try looking again!" "Go ahead and try!" Can you imagine someone like him not being afraid when surrounded by so many people? It is important to note that for someone like Niu Dabaos, the biggest trouble he has ever faced is merely getting drunk with friends, confronting other drunken groups wielding beer bottles or plastic stools, and then both sides shouting: "What are you looking at!" "What about you!" "Try looking again!" "Go ahead and try!" Can you imagine someone like him not being afraid when surrounded by so many people?

When crossing over, Niu Dabaos was very scared. Indeed, every time a traveler arrives in a new environment, they are always afraid, because generally, travelers either possess the soul of someone who has died, taking over their place, or they find themselves in a cave exploration or encounter a thick fog, only to discover that everyone is in ancient attire, and there are no cameras or directors on site

Accompanied by the resounding advertisement, this individual has officially begun work today. From his pricing, it is evident that he possesses a certain level of cleverness. Typically, street vendors shout prices of ten yuan for everything, ten yuan per item, or a flat ten yuan for all. However, this person directly calls out a price of ninety-eight. Could it be that his goods are genuinely sourced from the so-called Yellow Crane? Unlikely, given that he resides in this small area where you could throw a cigarette butt on the map and burn down seventy or eighty of them. Yet, regardless of whether he sources his goods from there, one must understand the mindset of the customers!

Why is Niu Dabao here, and why are there so many people surrounding him? Where exactly is this? The story must start from the beginning

In this day and age, one cannot underestimate anyone who has a business presence, as it is at least better than an ordinary person working on an assembly line in a factory. Not to mention, just the freedom of working hours is something many people envy. Moreover, being able to occupy a spot on the pedestrian street is thanks to Niu Dabao having connections in the urban management team. A relative from his neighboring village holds a minor leadership position in the urban management, which allows him to secure this location for a mere five hundred yuan each month. Otherwise, one would have to wait for various deities to come and take advantage of the situation. Enough of the idle chatter, let us continue!

It was a weather that was neither too sunny nor too gloomy, with a gentle breeze blowing. If it were to be described in the style of an elementary school student's essay, it would go like this: the Sun has hidden away, and the Wind has come out.

After the girl with a score of 90 left, a girl with a score of 180 came over. This time it was about weight; even when the chubby girl wasn't smiling, her eyes were hardly visible, and when she smiled, her eyes were completely hidden. She faced Niu Daba and said, "Brother, if I give you a kiss, will you give me an 8 yuan discount?"

However, Niu Dabaos' time travel is different from both of them. Firstly, he is well-prepared for the act of time travel. Just by looking at the items stacked behind his van, you can tell. There are lighters, instant noodles, mineral water, and everything you can think of that is necessary for survival in the wild. Moreover, beneath the windshield of his van, there is a panda that contains a space filled with items for warding off evil!

As for these shameless remarks, we shall not dwell on them. Let us introduce this individual's profession, which will also clarify the reasons behind his crossing over.

Firstly, those who enjoy shopping at street stalls are primarily seeking bargains, which is generally undisputed. Secondly, there are certain standards for street stalls; prices cannot be too low, unless one is selling socks or oversized thermal pants. However, Niu Dabaos sells boots, which are subject to specific considerations. Shoes bear the entire weight of a person, so the quality must be acceptable, making it impossible to set prices that are excessively low. Of course, prices cannot be too high either, as that would be better suited for specialty stores. Therefore, a price of 98 allows you to buy a pair of shoes with a single bill, and you can even take home two pairs! This is a matter of principle; shoes bear the entire weight of a person, so the quality must be acceptable, making it impossible to set prices that are excessively low. Of course, prices cannot be too high either, as that would be better suited for specialty stores. Therefore, a price of 98 allows you to buy a pair of shoes with a single bill, and you can even take home two pairs! Many people enjoy this!

The beautiful woman rolled her eyes, threw down 100 yuan without even asking for change, and left with a pair of plush slippers. Niu Dabaos sighed, wondering if he really looked that unattractive, while thinking to himself that he had earned an extra two yuan today

At 5:00 PM, Niu Dabaos appeared punctually at the corner of a pedestrian street in the small town. He parked the car, opened the trunk, and pulled out a light bulb, plastic sheet, and sound system, his movements smooth and fluid, clearly the result of years of practice

Why is the heavily armed Niu Dabao still afraid after crossing over? Because this vehicle is parked in the wrong place. Normally, if a vehicle is parked incorrectly, it could face fines or even damage. However, these are not issues for Niu Dabao, as in ancient times, no one would come to issue a ticket. Moreover, the most crucial point is that this vehicle is as sturdy as a tank!

Niu Dabaos has traveled through time, well, this is quite normal. In this era where time travelers are everywhere, it is no big deal to say that someone has traveled through time.

Eighty-eight for all

However, they want the kind with rhinestones, something shiny and sparkling! And can't you make these shoes a bit less?

Niu Dabao jumped back in fright and exclaimed, "What kind of demon are you? How dare you kiss me? I will sell you for 180, and there will be plenty of mental damages!" The chubby girl walked away in disappointment